A Bible Sold for $94,000!

 As the title of the post states, yes, over in England a Bible was auctioned off for 59,000 pounds. I don't have a key for the symbol for pounds on here, or know the secret code to make it, but I will tell you, that is about $94,000 in our shitty U.S. currency.  This was not any bible mind you.  It once belonged to Elvis Presley.  It had been given to him on Christmas of 1957, by his aunt and uncle.
 If I had $94,000, I would never spend it on a bible, unless of course it actually told the truth.  But as we all know, the Bible is just hearsay from a bunch of people that hadn't even figured out the internet yet.