Smashing Pumpkins on Leno/ Me and Corgan's girlfriend..

The Smashing Pumpkins played a song on Jay Leno this past Thursday.  Considering all you hear about Corgan being a shithead, I guess that makes sense.  I do not want to condemn ol' Billy though, I enjoyed the song that him and three other people played.  It is just very hard to accept this as The Smashing Pumpkins with Billy being the only original member.  While I do realize that he was the one who wrote everything, and from what he says, former guitarist James Iha and bassist D'arcy Wretzky hardly played on the actual recordings, I still struggle for some reason.
Oh, did I ever mention how I had naked pictures of Corgan's girlfriend?


Jessica Origliasso, member of the Australian pop group The Veronica's dated Corgan for the past two years.  Unfortunately (I guess?), a google search has turned up an article, (with a pic of some other girl?), saying they recently split but remain good friends.  So who knows what the deal is. Anyhow, on my old dell desktop sitting in a garage at the 'rents house, there are indeed naked pictures of Origliasso obtained through MySpace years ago.  Back when MySpace was the in thing, I received a friend request from her while not knowing who she was.  In my head I thought "Perhaps this girl knows that one day I will start a website called The Daily Weirdo and wants the head start on knowing me?  or maybe this girl really enjoyed the pic of me with a fluffy cat over my shoulder?".  
After seeing red carpet pictures and such posted on her page, I did some cyber-sleuthing to determine her identity, Jessica Origliasso.  One day her page was hacked by what seemed to be an angry ex-lover.  This angry bastard, in a plot of ultimate revenge,  began posting bulletin after bulletin about her being a whore and also attached naked pictures of her.  I quickly right clicked and saved, formulating a plan to sell them to TMZ or the Australian equivalent for thousands of dollars which I would spend on fast cars, fast food and fast women.  That day did not come, but the pics are still on that hard drive somewhere, waiting, just waiting mwahahahaha.
That's my story. Now watch the video from the Leno show: