Friday, July 20, 2012

The Panty Caper Part Deux: The Panties Revealed

The panty seller has finally continued correspondence with me.   If you have not read The Great Panty Caper, basically, the Daily Weirdo plays the part of an overly friendly weirdo who would like to purchase second hand underwear for his girlfriend.  He begins an email conversation with a "young, pretty girl" advertising her "used panties" on craigslist in an attempt to cash in on local perverts, instead of getting a job like the rest of us.




Daily Weirdo, Panty Seller
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Hey!

Hadn't heard back.  Just wondering if the panties are still available??? Maybe could meet up and take them off your hands today?

Thanks!
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You must be super busy, but drop me a line when you get a chance about those panties.  Again, 3 pairs we were looking for.

Thanks!
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I am available this evening if you wish to meet up. You are OK with paying $40/a pair? That's $120 total.
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Sorry I just got your email, me and my lady got a sitter and had a nice night out.  She says she could do $120 but wonders if its possible to send a pic first of the 3 pairs you would sell?  She is just a bit hesitant because it's a little more than she'd normally spend... 
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Hi,

I'll definitely send pics later today. I could sell 3 for $100.
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Okay, even better.  Send the pics when you can and I'll show her.

Thanks again!
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I have these 2, plus a black lace teddy.

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Okay, they look like panties to me haha, I'll show her and see if she likes.  Are you not able to send a pic of the third pair?

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Sorry, sold the third pair but I have a great lace black teddy, unfortunately I can't take a pic right now.
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Oh that's a bummer.  What was the third pair that you sold?  I can ask her about the black teddy, but "teddy" makes them sound like children's underwear, worried they'd be too small...
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Google teddy Lingere.
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I have to admit, I'm a little disappointed that you went and sold one of the pairs you had promised my girlfriend.  Now you are trying to stick us with this teddy bear stuff that probably no one else will buy?  I googled what you said, and a million different pictures came up, I don't know what to think!  Do you have the contact info for the girl who bought the 3rd pair.  Maybe she will resell them to us.

Thanks
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Nevermind, i knew this was bullshit from the start. I'm sorry but I don't wish to continue this any longer.
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 I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be upset.  I just thought we were first in line. We will take the other two pairs, just not the teddy ones.
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They are not Teddy bear panties! It's a Teddy aka a negligee aka a black lacy nightie.
Where are you located? Are you willing to come to North Brooklyn?
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Okay, I was confused, the word "teddy" threw me off.  North Brooklyn is perfect, whereabouts?
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-----------, what time are you thinking?
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Even better, we live right on -------- Ave! Want to meet for 7 in front of the ------ ------?  We were gonna grab some dinner to go.
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Can you make it 6:30? Or later around 8:30/9?
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6:30 isn't possible.  If we do 8:30/9, my gf will just have to meet you alone, let me arrange with her and email you back.
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My girlfriend is getting all shy about it now.  She thinks it's weird since we live in the same area, and worries about seeing you around afterwards with you knowing she is wearing your old panties.  She doesn't want you to think she's weird.  Can you try and talk to her if I gave her your number?
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That's fine but to reiterate, she knows these are used panties right? In the past I've only sold them to men.
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I don't have time right now, sorry!
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She's aware.  She hasn't the highest esteem, and likes to wear the panties of "prettier" girls to make her feel better about herself. Then I get stuck doing all the legwork to get the things. I know it's unusual... Sorry if we have wasted your time.
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So...we just got into a big fight over the whole thing on the phone and now I don't want to go home for a while.  Would you want to meet up, maybe get a drink?

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And that is when she stopped replying...could this be the end?
 

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